Thursday, October 14, 2010

You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Reserve Oxygen Tank


In today's news is the rejoicing over the rescue of the Chilean miners. But the media, ever thinking, is predicting that these brave, if technically unproductive, men will soon suffer from the stress of no longer being in the limelight.
Well, then. The documentary Life After Tomorrow can help. It chronicles the despair faced by all the young girls who enjoyed fabulous fame in Annie, only to find themselves jobless and ignored as soon as another inch was grown or puberty struck. And this is, I swear, a real film.

I feel the miners should be first taken to the nearest Chilean touring company's production of Annie, and then be made to watch the documentary. Then they should be sent back into the mines and maybe actually get some real MINING done?

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